University in London can be an expensive business. So can you imagine a young man coming here to study, only to spend his time skipping lectures and lazing around at home playing video games?

Fortunately, Harrison is on the case. It's the usual excuse: "I was feeling sick sir". Harrison whips out his thermometer. Some would call a man who carries a rectal thermometer around to check students' temperatures perverted. Harrison insists he is simply being efficient.

It's on the bed and pants down for the lad. The thermometer is inserted and confirms Harrison's suspicions: he i... Show more