"I've known for a long time that you have an obvious crush on me. So, why don't you ask me out on a date? Do I intimidate you? Do you have some sort of embarrassing secret you'd be ashamed for me to know? What if I came over to your house, looking super hot, and gave you the chance to hook up with me -- do you think I'd be into you? Would I take you seriously as a boyfriend? Or, would I take out a d-d-diaper bag? LOL. Would our night together conclude with me taking you into your room to have amazing sex with you? Or would it end with me taking you into your room to humiliate you as I change y... Show more