"Eeew! Yick! Did you just do what I think you did? Did you just mess your underpants while we were making out? What's the matter with you? Are you a baybee? We were making out for like two minutes and you squirted wussy cream all over your underpanties. I hardly even touched you. Unbelievable! Do I need to pull down your sticky messy pants like I'm changing your diapers? I feel more like your babysitter than your girlfriend. NO, wussy, you can just stand there with your shriveled up little dingaling while I call my girlfriend who works at the drugstore. Yeah, I'm getting you some diapers for r... Show more