"Sweetheart, you're home so early from your date! What's the matter? You look like you've been crying! Did that mean girl reject you? She did? Awww! And she humiliated you in front of all her girlfriends, didn't she? She pulled your pants down and shamed you for being tiny! No! Poor crybaby! Didn't step-mommy warn you? Why don't you put on your peejays and crawl into bed with me. You can nuzzle step-mommy's num-nums while I use a dab of baby lotion to make that poor widdle boo-boo of yours all better..." 960x640 M4V for iPhone/iPad. Also available in MP4 HD and WMV HD.