"As your babysitter, I have created a special diaper punishment assignment to determine whether you deserve potty privileges or whether you really do need diapers. I want you wearing an especially thick diaper for this assignment with lots of powder and rash cream all over your bottom and your most babyish pajamas. You will need crayons and a little stack of construction paper to do your assignment. I made you a very special baba for you to drink while you do your punishment assignment and I will describe the exact ingredients to you. If you can make it all the way through your assignment with... Show more