"Sorry to break your heart, little man, but I've been hooking up with your rival. Unlike you, he's a total stud. I'm so into him that I've decided I want to have his baby. But he's never even changed a diaper before. So I had an idea. I decided that you are going to be our practice baby. So that he can get comfortable giving baby bottle feedings, tucking baby into bed and, of course, changing diapers. That's right. He's coming over here now. You're going to crawl to him in your diaper and call him 'step-daddy.' After step-daddy gives you your bottle, changes your diaper and tucks you into your... Show more