"So you fantasize about licking girl's dirty feet clean, huh. I have to say that's one of the most pathetic fantasies I ever heard. When you were in school did you look at all the sexy girls in your class and imagine yourself on the floor, under their desk having to lick the all the dust and sweat from the soles of their feet? My god, how pathetic and disgusting. They were probably dating all the hot popular guys and didn't even know you existed and all, while all you could think of is being under the soles of their feet like a doormat."