Ha! Today I am going to dress you up like a girl. Consider yourself lucky that you'll be able to wear my clothes. You'll feel so sexy and feminine in a bra and panties let me tell you! Haha it will be so pathetic and funny for me at the same time. I can't wait to see how you walk around the house in high heels and globs of makeup all over your face. My girlfriends and I won't even recognize you with those eye lashes and bright red lipstick!