I've got the best tits ever. I know this. I've been told by multiple partners and it's no surprise. Just look at them.

And as much as you've paid to look at them, you could have paid for your own pair on a women who might actually let you enjoy them fully. Instead, you've spent so much on mine to be denied... to only be allowed the nipple tease, because that's how the tit bitch cycle works.