How pathetic. Not only are you not a real man but we can't even get a top to fuck you. And let's face it, men are pretty willing to stick their dick into any warm tight hole.
So good thing you've gone out and purchased this fucking machine. And your new Big Step-Daddy comes in 3 speeds too. Slow or "Thank you step-daddy" - medium or "Fuck me harder step-daddy" - and fast or "Step-Daddy dick owns my cunt."
And once your G spot is nice and ready to blow, you turn around, blow your load on your dildo and have Big Step-Daddy fuck your face until he's all cleaned up.