Faithful. Loyal. Those aren't two words that you would ever use to describe your wife now are they? But you on the other hand, after so many long sexless years of marriage have never strayed. Even when she fucks other men, you stay. You have no other choice. Because at this point what kind of woman would want a pathetic loser? And when she asks you if you're gay you might think you are, she might think you are but I know better. You want to be a cock sucker too because you can't please a women but you're not a faggot. You're just a loser who can't get pussy.