I've got your treats right here. Well, sort of. They are your treats but they aren't topped with chocolate icing yet. And from random land mines out on my walk. Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Chocolate ground onto the treads for you to lick clean. So filthy, so disgusting. Sugar coated with sheeeeeeet. Now stroke while I describe all the treats I'm going to feed you.

I've got your treats right here. Well, sort of. They are your treats but they aren't topped with chocolate icing yet. And from random land mines out on my walk. Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Chocolate ground onto the treads for you to lick clean. So filthy, so disgusting. Sugar coated with sheeeeeeet. Now stroke while I describe all the treats I'm going to feed you.