The filthy pig has been dying to kiss my ass, hasn't he? Patiently waiting, occasionally begging but ultimately on your knees and ready at all times.

I want you to kiss my ass, I do. I want to take my delicious ass and shove it right in your face. And I want you to kiss it. But that's not all I want you to do with my ass. You see, I know just how filthy and perverted you are and how low you're willing to go in order to amuse me. So I want you to stick your tongue deep inside and clean this luscious asshole of mine. Eat my chocolate treat.