You're whole lame existence is based around the life you've created for yourself... And now you have regrets. You wish you chose a hot girl like me to be with, you wish you had made better life decisions. Well, now you suffer. You suffer and you jerk. There is sex with Me, the kind where you fuck your fist, licking the screen and not my actual tits. And kiss the screen not My ass. And then you blow your pathetic load all over yourself. Screen fucking computer loser fun!