I understand why you're giving me detention. You can only take so much of my mouth before I push you over the edge and you have to to put your foot down to teach me a lesson. You do know this is pointless, right? I know you've actually put me in detention in a feeble and pathetic attempt to spend more time with me. Girls never gave you the time of day back when you were in school so here you are attempting to it, to relive your days with the popular girl. It's really cute, you trying to be a bully too.
Funny how I'm in detention for not keeping my mouth shut and here I am doing all of the ...

I understand why you're giving me detention. You can only take so much of my mouth before I push you over the edge and you have to to put your foot down to teach me a lesson. You do know this is pointless, right? I know you've actually put me in detention in a feeble and pathetic attempt to spend more time with me. Girls never gave you the time of day back when you were in school so here you are attempting to it, to relive your days with the popular girl. It's really cute, you trying to be a bully too.
Funny how I'm in detention for not keeping my mouth shut and here I am doing all of the talking.You like it when I talk because if I were to just shut my mouth it would be like it used to be back in school, all the girls ignoring you.
Or maybe this show of authoritative of power has me turned on. Maybe you really can seduce the popular girl and get laid...
Or not. You've waited so many years old man. It's never going to happen.