I know your type. you are all the same. Willing to do whatever it takes in order to be just a little closer to Me. Anything to please Me. And the most amusing part of it all is the more fucked up and fowl I make your little treat, the more you need it.
So here they are - 5 days worth of sweet sweat soaked, smelly, pink, gym socks. And once you prove you are worthy of my disgusting filth - and only then - will I allow you to follow My instructions on how to use them.