Excited to watch me shave my feet? And lucky you are actually going to be receiving the dust to worship?

And because of the state of current affairs I haven't had a pedicure in a couple of months now. My feet are extra rough and in need of a good shaving. My toes are naked and my feet are a little unkempt. Extra humiliating just for you, foot bitch! And after I shave them I massage them with lotion. Extra treat just for you.