This is just not working. You're creepy, perverted and disgusting. I don't want to have anything to do with a loser like you. This friendship that we've acquired, we're going to have to end it.
Oh you want me to keep you around? But this friendship is too one sided. You get to spend your time with me and what do I get out of all of this? You want to keep me, you pay for me. You take me out and you spend on me. The thought of this is turning you on so much you want to stroke to me? Okay friend. Let's play.