Underqualified, under experienced and yet you still plucked me straight out of college to work directly under you. That's how I knew I had a complete hold over you, I discovered this during the first interview. Quickly I learned that you, the whole office team, and even your superiors couldn't resist me. Every shoe dangle, inappropriate unladylike sitting position, every time I dropped something in my short, short skirt- it was all completely calculated. My ability to work my way up the corporate ladder was underestimated and now look at me. Take my anklet for example, I own your superiors....

Underqualified, under experienced and yet you still plucked me straight out of college to work directly under you. That's how I knew I had a complete hold over you, I discovered this during the first interview. Quickly I learned that you, the whole office team, and even your superiors couldn't resist me. Every shoe dangle, inappropriate unladylike sitting position, every time I dropped something in my short, short skirt- it was all completely calculated. My ability to work my way up the corporate ladder was underestimated and now look at me. Take my anklet for example, I own your superiors. I've taken it all. An entire corporation owned by my hose.