You've arrived for your "eat session" so come on over and take a seat. Watch me tease you with my tight skirt and belly. I know you wish you were inside of me but for now I want you massaging and cleaning around my tongue ring. Oh, does my saliva sting? It does? And you feel funny?

Ah! Now look at you little guy, come crawl up onto my belly and listen to what's inside of it swishing around. Do you hear that? That's where I want you, sliding down my tight dark esophagus and into my belly and down deep into my intestines. But of course I am going to play with my food first...