You know why I've broken up with you, you were too whiny when I made fun of you with my girlfriends.

Oh, and I know you love this leather. You're so turned on by it. Stroke for me.

But why are you staring at my bag? You loser, you wanna kiss my bag? Here, kiss and sniff it!

Now I'm going to pick up my girlfriend who is also going to be wearing leather and you are going to ride in the back seat holding our leather bags. You coming with me?

I thought so.