Listen up old man. Our "relationship" has run it's course. I just don't foresee Myself spending any more time with you... not like I gave you much to begin with. After all the thoughtful gifts and money you've put into Me, I know you'd be devastated to lose Me. Amusing to believe you thought we would go anywhere together... although I know I really worked magic on you. I consume your thoughts and know how brutally crushed you'd be if I walked out of your life.
So I've come up with two options. Which ever give you the most pained look on your face I've decided I will go with.
A. I... Show more