Except he wasn't quite perving.
It all started as I was on the phone with my girlfriend giving her the play by play of the day's events. The pathetic guy in the office was giving a presentation, staring directly at me, when suddenly - out of the blue - a button pops off my already too tight blouse... It escalated quickly into him blowing in his pants and getting fired... A story only a perv would eavesdrop in on...
So when I discover you, I am furious. I rip my clothing off to take power over the situation, I see you've already cum in your pants too and so threaten to call the cops....

Except he wasn't quite perving.
It all started as I was on the phone with my girlfriend giving her the play by play of the day's events. The pathetic guy in the office was giving a presentation, staring directly at me, when suddenly - out of the blue - a button pops off my already too tight blouse... It escalated quickly into him blowing in his pants and getting fired... A story only a perv would eavesdrop in on...
So when I discover you, I am furious. I rip my clothing off to take power over the situation, I see you've already cum in your pants too and so threaten to call the cops. Who would they believe? But I realize you've had your earbuds in the whole time and didn't hear a word of my convo. Well, someone is still going to pay for my destroyed clothing. So I'll be taking your cards and your cash for the damages. And I'll probably be holding onto them as long as I like.