Runny nose, watery eyes. Sore throat and I am a cough machine! But catching a nasty virus from Me would be an honor if that means you are allowed to worship one of My snot rags, huh? Maybe, just maybe I'll give you one... or maybe I'd prefer to bless the trash before treating you.
The only perk to being sick is having My little toys run around on a mission to buy My get well goodies.