Can I help you with anything today, sir?

Shopping for the wife or girlfriend?

No?

And your selection is so all over the place. You're shopping like a repressed girl out to get her slut on. Wait, if I had to guess I'd say you're shopping for your sissy self.

Are you learning how to be a pretty little bitch? Why don't you try these on for me? I'll give you my honest opinion and we'll find a pair that works best for you. Will it be soft and silky or lacey and slutty?

I've got an even better idea. Let's paradee you though the store picking pairs of p... Show more