Word travels fast on campus and I heard you are going around spreading rumors and lies about tapping My ass. Well little guy, since you have such a thing for My ass lemme give it to you straight. This is all the ass you're going to get of Mine. It rubbed and flaunted in your face until you either A. blow in your pants without touching or B. go home with a giant case of blue balls. I'll teach you to talk about Me.