You are completely satisfied with our sex life but I'm not. So rather than break up with you I'd rather try and rekindle the spark.
I don't think you're going to like it but I'm hoping you're willing to give it a try for me, for us. And I need you to commit 100% to us and satisfying me. So, you ready? Close your eyes.
It's a dick and you're going to suck it! You're going to love sucking cock for me, faggot. That's right baby, take my cock like a man.