Look where you've ended up! All those subtle hint's you've dropped about my feet weren't so subtle... Asking if because I've had such a long day and because you're such a good friend, if I really needed a good foot massage you'd give me one. Asking me if my feet were ticklish or sweaty and suggesting I take off my shoes and kick them up. Only a beta bitch would ask questions like that.
You're a good BF. And I don't mean boyfriend. You're a good beta foot bitch. No real man would be at the foot of my bed servicing my feet. A real man would be in the bed with me massaging my feet to give ...

Look where you've ended up! All those subtle hint's you've dropped about my feet weren't so subtle... Asking if because I've had such a long day and because you're such a good friend, if I really needed a good foot massage you'd give me one. Asking me if my feet were ticklish or sweaty and suggesting I take off my shoes and kick them up. Only a beta bitch would ask questions like that.
You're a good BF. And I don't mean boyfriend. You're a good beta foot bitch. No real man would be at the foot of my bed servicing my feet. A real man would be in the bed with me massaging my feet to give me pleasure to move on to better things.
No, you haven't been friend zoned. You're the friend with the benefits of massaging my feet.