Custom Request:
"I would like you to basically just do what you do best! Pagethrough it with your feet. Treat it very roughly, throw it around, rip the pagemarker out of it, mock it, write nasty things in it (no male anatomy, please!), likedrawing boobs on the cover, 'fuck the bible', 'fuck jesus', etc. Maybe someprogressive lines 'stop global warming', 'abortion rights now', 'marriage equality',etc. Be very sexual with it, rub yourself with it."