I order you in to take a long, deep whiff. I want your nose pressed up against my underarm, breathing me in as I describe to you my hygiene habits (or lack there of). I've been spending long hours at the gym without deodorant and have made sure not to shower for a few says. The more rank the better. I want you memorizing every crevice and wrinkle under my arm and you love it.

I order you in to take a long, deep whiff. I want your nose pressed up against my underarm, breathing me in as I describe to you my hygiene habits (or lack there of). I've been spending long hours at the gym without deodorant and have made sure not to shower for a few says. The more rank the better. I want you memorizing every crevice and wrinkle under my arm and you love it.