What are you doing, huh? Why are you sitting there on the couch, fresh out of the shower in nothing but a towel knowing I was coming over here to sit tonight? Did you really think it was appropriate for me to see you this way? Am I embarrassing you or am I making your widdle pee pee feel funny? Go ahead and drop the towel for me so I can see what I'm doing to you.
WOW is that it? That's all you have down there, a tiny widdle pee pee?! No wonder you are 40 years old and still a virgin. I've got to snap a few photos and show this baybe dick to my boyfriend. He'll get a such a giant kick ou...

What are you doing, huh? Why are you sitting there on the couch, fresh out of the shower in nothing but a towel knowing I was coming over here to sit tonight? Did you really think it was appropriate for me to see you this way? Am I embarrassing you or am I making your widdle pee pee feel funny? Go ahead and drop the towel for me so I can see what I'm doing to you.
WOW is that it? That's all you have down there, a tiny widdle pee pee?! No wonder you are 40 years old and still a virgin. I've got to snap a few photos and show this baybe dick to my boyfriend. He'll get a such a giant kick out of that tiny wee wee you have. So pathetic!
I don't even want to see it anymore. We're going to hide it away behind a diaper cuz that's where that little thing belongs. Wrap you up and give you a little rub to protect you from diaper rash... err oopsies! 10 seconds of rubbing that little peanut of yours was all it took... Bed time baybee, I'm calling the boyfriend over.