SHRIMP DICK! Wow, is that really the size of your cock? It's SOOOO small! I can't even believe it's really that tiny. What a sad, poor, pathetic excuse for a penis. I bet you couldn't even get past My asscheeks with that pindick of yours, right? Well, too bad, no REAL woman will ever want you and that's why I've demoted you to a LOWLY FART SLAVE to eat up each and every fart. HAHA! After you eat my farts and worship My asshole, I sit on your face as you struggle to breathe underneath Me and I fart some more. The closest thing you''ll EVER get to My pussy!