I love this game. I’m going to give you a link to a website where you’ll spin a wheel which I designed. On the wheel are the names of some of my favourite hot celebrity men. These guys are nothing like you. They’re so far above you, it’s like they’re a different species.

My name will also be on the wheel a few times. If you’re lucky and the wheel stops on my name, you’ll get to stroke to me. If it lands on one of those alpha men, I’ll make you stroke to them, whether you like it or not (and I don’t think most of you will like it, but that makes it even more funny). They’re the type...

I love this game. I’m going to give you a link to a website where you’ll spin a wheel which I designed. On the wheel are the names of some of my favourite hot celebrity men. These guys are nothing like you. They’re so far above you, it’s like they’re a different species.

My name will also be on the wheel a few times. If you’re lucky and the wheel stops on my name, you’ll get to stroke to me. If it lands on one of those alpha men, I’ll make you stroke to them, whether you like it or not (and I don’t think most of you will like it, but that makes it even more funny). They’re the type of guys girls actually like. The ones you’re jealous of.

You’ll have to spin the wheel as many times as I like. You probably don’t want to have to stroke to hot men, but I don’t care. I want it. You should show them your respect. Get it done. Don’t complain.