The good news is, I’ve decided to let you cum. But the only reason is because I want to make it as excruciatingly degrading for you as possible. The more humiliated you are, the funnier I find it. So not only are you going cum by humping a pillow (because that’s what sad losers do instead of fucking hot girls), but then I’m going to make you lick up your mess. And the whole time I’ll be driving home how pathetic this all makes you.

The good news is, I’ve decided to let you cum. But the only reason is because I want to make it as excruciatingly degrading for you as possible. The more humiliated you are, the funnier I find it. So not only are you going cum by humping a pillow (because that’s what sad losers do instead of fucking hot girls), but then I’m going to make you lick up your mess. And the whole time I’ll be driving home how pathetic this all makes you.