Miss Tiffany!

You are so fucking pathetic, do you know that? You are so fucking desperate for my attention. You will do fucking anything to get me to notice you. But not even really you, but just to notice your fucking username. This stupid name or assortment of characters that you came up with when you were fucked up and horny. God that's so pathetic. But you are desperate for me to notice it. You use it when you send me tributes, when you retweet my posts, when you buy my clips, when you send me emails. You use it over and over again just so that I'll know that it's you. But to m...

Miss Tiffany!

You are so fucking pathetic, do you know that? You are so fucking desperate for my attention. You will do fucking anything to get me to notice you. But not even really you, but just to notice your fucking username. This stupid name or assortment of characters that you came up with when you were fucked up and horny. God that's so pathetic. But you are desperate for me to notice it. You use it when you send me tributes, when you retweet my posts, when you buy my clips, when you send me emails. You use it over and over again just so that I'll know that it's you. But to me, well, I have no idea who you are. You're just some dumb username and yet you somehow think that I'm noticing 'you'.

You're just some nasty, gross, pathetic fuck hiding behind your username. Thank god I don't know who you are or what you look like. I'd probably be so grossed out. You think I notice you but the truth is that if I walked right by you I'd have no idea who you are. And you actually think I notice you by noticing your username. Don't you get it, loser? You mean nothing to me. Nothing more than characters and numbers and money.

But I get it. It's who you are online. And you're so grateful for any fucking attention. It makes you feel so fucking special. Do you have any idea how pathetic that is? You're so fucking dumb. All you care about is being acknowledged in some way by a hot chick. You like my posts, you leave comments, you let me know how pathetic you are for me. Like yea, I know you're pathetic. Do you think I care? Do you know how many different usernames contact me or leave comments for me every single fucking day? Do you really think you stand out? Even if I bother to respond or like a post you left, it's only for my benefit. I don't give a fuck about you.

But it shows me how desperate you are. Constantly clamoring for my attention. I'll bet your cock is rock hard and you're jerking it every single fucking time you're begging for me to notice you. But do you know what would make this better for me, and for you? Since I don't know you from your username, maybe you should tell me more about you. Like your first name. That's a start. Then maybe where you live? Doesn't that make it a little bit better. Now I know a little something about you. You're almost becoming a person to me. And more information would actually make it more interesting.

What? Are you scared of me knowing who the fuck you are? Tell me more. Last name. You know I keep files on every last one of you. I'm going to store this new information with your username. I wonder what I could find on google with your full name, address and username. Maybe you've used it other places? Maybe I can find your email. You see I have so many losers like you who worship me, wouldn't you like it if you stood out? Now I'll know more about you, you won't just be a collection of letters and numbers. And if you end up sending me a little bit too much information, you might get yourself into trouble.

I think things would get a lot more interesting if you do what I told you to do. Stop hiding behind your username. I wanna associate your username with your real name. Let's make this more personal. I look forward to knowing exactly who you are, user whateverthefuck. Send it over. Take the next step. Get noticed. I mean what's the worst that could happen?