Don't worry, I know you're completely obsessed with me. You really just cant help yourself. Your addiction has taken over and now you're here to seek a cure. You're in the right place... All you have to do is stare at my beauty and sniff. You are completely under my command. Your mind is weak to my power. after the first round of sniffing instruction, you're going to realise... I may not be as helpful as I first seemed. I drag you deeper and deeper into your addiction.