This Halloween you’re in for the ultimate humiliation loser! Now I have your tiny little dick locked up I want to make sure everyone remembers your face and the teeny thing you have in your pants. Which is why I am choosing your Halloween costume todays. You’re going to be wearing a T-shirt that reads- I have a tiny dick.

Of course, you’re going to be partying this Halloween, I’m going to drag you from club to club finding the hottest girl for you to show your locked-up dicky. To make it even more crushingly humiliating for you, you’re going to cover your device with a pair of pink... Show more