you've been asking me out for so long. so desperate to become my boyfriend. well, now it your chance. Sure you can be my boyfriend but there are rules. You never get to touch me, you never get to fuck me and everyone knows about it. That's right, you don't get to brag to your friends about the hot girl you're dating because they already know you aren't getting to fuck me. In actual fact, im going to be fucking alpha men while my beta boyfriend watches. Don't worry you'll get to clean up and thank him afterwards.