Thanks for coming in to see me! I have the greatest news! I got the promotion. That's right. I know we were competing for the same position, but I have certain skills that you lack. I know you wanted the position so badly...you worked so hard for it...and then I got it, LOL! Yep I beat you out. I won. Now don't be a sore loser, I actually have an offer for you. As I move up the ladder, I could pick you as my replacement, that is if I think you deserve the job. Sound good? Well, I'm going to ask you to do a few tasks for me around the office. If you want the job you have to EVERYTHING I tell... Show more