I just spent the afternoon at the park and now my feet are sooo filthy! They're all sweaty and caked with dirt. EW! But you'd still worship them, wouldn't you? What if the only way you could worship my royal feet was if you'd lick them clean when they're all dirty like this? You'd still do it! Come, foot boy, feast your eyes on my filthy feet!

I just spent the afternoon at the park and now my feet are sooo filthy! They're all sweaty and caked with dirt. EW! But you'd still worship them, wouldn't you? What if the only way you could worship my royal feet was if you'd lick them clean when they're all dirty like this? You'd still do it! Come, foot boy, feast your eyes on my filthy feet!