I just got home from an 8 day Florida vacation, which was totally fabulous. I went to the beach, to the pool, clubbing, shopping, and even to a water park. It was super fun but, good god, it did a number on My pretty little toes! You boys know, I always have a fresh pedi on my perfect feet...but, not today! Oh well, you foot losers don't deserve a pristine pedicure to worship. You deserve to worship My worn down polish, grown out toenails, and dry-skinned heels. Haha. I can't WAIT to get a pedicure--on your dime, of course!

I just got home from an 8 day Florida vacation, which was totally fabulous. I went to the beach, to the pool, clubbing, shopping, and even to a water park. It was super fun but, good god, it did a number on My pretty little toes! You boys know, I always have a fresh pedi on my perfect feet...but, not today! Oh well, you foot losers don't deserve a pristine pedicure to worship. You deserve to worship My worn down polish, grown out toenails, and dry-skinned heels. Haha. I can't WAIT to get a pedicure--on your dime, of course!