Happy New Year, loser. So you made a resolution? You plan to quit smoking, drinking, jerking, spending your money on Princesses, or maybe you wanna hit the gym? Monique, Ceara, and I have news for you, bitch: you can't do it! In fact, we want you to reverse your resolution! We're gonna you to smoke, drink, masturbate, spend, and eat even MORE! Get ready for a super fun 2011 filled with all of your guilty pleasures. Aren't we so awesome for allowing you to do this?

Happy New Year, loser. So you made a resolution? You plan to quit smoking, drinking, jerking, spending your money on Princesses, or maybe you wanna hit the gym? Monique, Ceara, and I have news for you, bitch: you can't do it! In fact, we want you to reverse your resolution! We're gonna you to smoke, drink, masturbate, spend, and eat even MORE! Get ready for a super fun 2011 filled with all of your guilty pleasures. Aren't we so awesome for allowing you to do this?