I'm so fucking perfect. So hot. So gorgeous. And you're just an inferior male who's role in life should be to make me happy. I know my sultry smile makes you totally weak... you just can't deny me when I command you so sweetly, with my pretty smile, to pay for me and my girlfriends to go out and party. You want to make me happy, right? Then fulfill your purpose and pay up! (Oh, and look how amazing my hair looks tonight! It looks hotter than ever!)

I'm so fucking perfect. So hot. So gorgeous. And you're just an inferior male who's role in life should be to make me happy. I know my sultry smile makes you totally weak... you just can't deny me when I command you so sweetly, with my pretty smile, to pay for me and my girlfriends to go out and party. You want to make me happy, right? Then fulfill your purpose and pay up! (Oh, and look how amazing my hair looks tonight! It looks hotter than ever!)