Hi Santa! What are you bringing me for Christmas this year? WHAT? A lump of coal?! I haven't been that naughty! Santa, you're going to give me a good present or you're gonna get it. I'm really strong and I could kick your fat ass! Still no? Maybe I could tease a good gift out of you. I know you like my sexy body, don't you? Ooooh, what's this? A candy cane! Let me get it nice and wet and stick it up your...

Hi Santa! What are you bringing me for Christmas this year? WHAT? A lump of coal?! I haven't been that naughty! Santa, you're going to give me a good present or you're gonna get it. I'm really strong and I could kick your fat ass! Still no? Maybe I could tease a good gift out of you. I know you like my sexy body, don't you? Ooooh, what's this? A candy cane! Let me get it nice and wet and stick it up your...