Santa. I asked you to come over today because, well, you and I both know I didn’t make the nice list this year. Yeah, I’ve been so naughty, yet again, making all these poor, defenseless males betray their wives and giving me all their cash. I can’t help it, Santa, it’s just so much fun being naughty. I have a proposition for you. I know that Mrs. Claus probably doesn’t satisfy you anymore and you need to relieve yourself of all that tension! I’ll let you jerk to my hot, sexy body if you give me presents. What do you say? Good boy, Santa.

Santa. I asked you to come over today because, well, you and I both know I didn’t make the nice list this year. Yeah, I’ve been so naughty, yet again, making all these poor, defenseless males betray their wives and giving me all their cash. I can’t help it, Santa, it’s just so much fun being naughty. I have a proposition for you. I know that Mrs. Claus probably doesn’t satisfy you anymore and you need to relieve yourself of all that tension! I’ll let you jerk to my hot, sexy body if you give me presents. What do you say? Good boy, Santa.