Thanks for interviewing Me today. Do I have work experience in this field? No, I've actually never had a job before. But, I think after this interview you'll be confident that I'm the right addition for your office. In fact, I can't wait to show you all of my best assets! There are just a couple things I'd like to go over--the 30k salary is just not going to work and the dress code at the office if far too strict. I have some great ideas on how to improve the company too...

Thanks for interviewing Me today. Do I have work experience in this field? No, I've actually never had a job before. But, I think after this interview you'll be confident that I'm the right addition for your office. In fact, I can't wait to show you all of my best assets! There are just a couple things I'd like to go over--the 30k salary is just not going to work and the dress code at the office if far too strict. I have some great ideas on how to improve the company too...