Saved up some money for holiday shopping? Good. you'll have more to spend on Me! your frugal, miserly wife doesn't want any gifts anyway--she'd be proud of you for being a cheapskate on her this year. Me on the other hand, I won't be happy unless I have gifts on My doorstep every day this month from My boys. Face it, I make your life better and spoiling Me is just another thrill for you! Make Me happy slaves:

Saved up some money for holiday shopping? Good. you'll have more to spend on Me! your frugal, miserly wife doesn't want any gifts anyway--she'd be proud of you for being a cheapskate on her this year. Me on the other hand, I won't be happy unless I have gifts on My doorstep every day this month from My boys. Face it, I make your life better and spoiling Me is just another thrill for you! Make Me happy slaves: