I’ve been reviewing our sessions to assess how your life has been going. You’ve always felt this intense feeling of failure. I understand and know that things havent always worked out for you and you’ve failed at a lot in life. Your love life, your work life, friendships, and the list goes on. It’s time we talk about the truth of what and who you’re always going to be. You’re always going to be a total fucking failure and its time for you to listen and accept your failure fate. Dr. Lovejoy knows best.