*This is RealPlayer Version of "Signe Disapproves of Your Small Penis"*

Wow, you've got a really small one. I mean...SMALL. So why not be the loser you are and pay to watch me tell you all about it? I mean, there's so much to talk about. For instance, how INCREDIBLY TINY it is, and how you're pathetically trying to jack it off with your fingers like a tweezer. Or, how you're actually paying to watch me tell you how damn sad and sorry your little dick is? Or, how you try to act like a tough guy in everyday life (or maybe not, depending on the type of pathetic you are), but it's really... Show more