*This is the RealPlayer Version of "Signe in the Shower, You Being a Loser"*

God, you're pathetic. You snuck in on me taking a shower. That desperate for a peek, huh? Well, see if you can enjoy looking at my hot body (that you'll never, ever have) while I berate you for being the pathetic loser that you are. My breasts? You'll never touch them. My ass? Nope. Hell, you're not fit to touch my feet. You're fucking disgusting. I show you all of what you'll never have, and let you know the many, many reasons why (hint: you're sitting here getting ready to purchase this). Sad.